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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:24 pm 
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11 jokes only smart people will get.


1. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?


2. There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who read binary and those who don't.


3. There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.


4. A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.


5. 'Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing'


6. A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, 'No, I'm travelling light.'


7. C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The landlord says 'Sorry, we can't serve minors'.


8. A palindrome walks into a bar, says "Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa".


9. Entropy isn't what it used to be.


10. Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Bat Man!


11. The new band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

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Well, that leaves me on the outside.

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I don't get the Sodium Bat Man one.

Can anyone splain it please?


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The symbol for Sodium is Na

Theme song for Batman goes: "Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na Batman ! "

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HAHAHA!!! :D OK, that's why I missed it. Duh. I always thought the Bat Man song went, "Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener Bat Man!"


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HAHAHA!!! :D OK, that's why I missed it. Duh. I always thought the Bat Man song went, "Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener Bat Man!"


...for a little longer than it took to get the show on the air. :?:

With this in mind, I checked IMDB to be sure... Burt Ward is still alive, but Adam West died on 6-9-2017. Seems leukemia got him. They said both L.A. and Walla Walla, Washington put the bat signal on their buildings on 6-15. They said Mr. West, as a kid, had a sizable collection of comic books and Batman made an impression on him.

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