You have just received the Amish computer virus. Because we don't have any computers or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.

Please delete all the files from your hard drive and hand-deliver this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

The Amish Computer Engineering Department

Didya spend another long hard day down at the beach dvl ? You've eroded down to an amish virus no less !

Jack

Done.

Now what?

Don